teenwitchtia:

nearlyzero:

ur-not-my-average-taco:

totally-taisyn:

breski010:

blowpopsandwifi:

tellyjpg:

iconic

Still relevant

Stupid white people

really simple…..

only white ppl with “dreads” cant wash their hair

Truly memorable

White folks really out here ignorant but love spreading false knowledge.

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sstonnedd:

I knew Cosmo was high all the time

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heartlessandhateful:

killjoygem:

clausy4life:

butchercat:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

casualfanboy:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

nightowlsupreme:

wingscanspeak:

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

TO BE JOLLY

I always misread it as “Santa’s asshole” and it makes it even better

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SUPPORT LGBTQ+ PEOPLE WHO CAN’T COME OUT

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dvas-wife:

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for those of you wondering if i caught the paras, i totally did and he is now a Big Boy

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